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shampain supernova
the king is dead
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guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years


are we gonna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

me: *sees self about to fuck up*
me: should probly stop
me: *fucks up*
me: well how in the World. I'am flarberghosted.
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

(Source: mysharona1987)

reblog if you dont have a bra on
I wanna be someone’s 3am drunk call

(Source: trezpassing)


just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

(Source: mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers)