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My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.

Libby Anne (via stoneyxochi)

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whenever my friends posts selfies im like a aa aaaaAAA there u r !!!! u have a face !!!!!!!!! hi ! ! ! its such a happy experience i love my friends


i need to get fucked by something other than my life


honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees.  can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo.  can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic.  can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream.  and most of all, i can’t wait for bdsm to be labeled a feminist revolution

Anonymous said:
5'2" girl (friends say I look like a lil boy though) and thin. Brunette, hazel eyes (mostly brown and green) behind glasses. Personality mix of unikitty from Lego movie and Tara from Buffy. Oh and I'm 22 (in September I'll be older T.T). Geeky for Harry potter, supernatural, video games, and anime. Like rock and punk music. Would you date me? XD

u sound cute!! i don’t really know ur personality refs (never watched either of those) but any cute person who loves harry potter and rock music is totally dateable in my eyes!


"50 Shades of Grey: The Movie." Or, as I prefer to call it, "American Psycho 2: Watered-Down Problematic BDSM Boogaloo."


the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

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