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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

(Source: discolor3d)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

writing sex scenes is the absolute worst

kirschtcin:

*VIOLENTLY TRIES TO SING ALL THE FALL OUT BOY SONGS AT THE END OF WHAT A CATCH, DONNIE AT THE SAME TIME*

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

(Source: themourningroutine)

sunsetorangepeeta:

do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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