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why is tumblr deleting blogs for hoarding urls and posting songs when we have like literal pedophiles and straight up KKK level racists on this website. wheres the news about them being deleted? 

Both heterosexuals and homosexuals view bisexuality with misunderstanding, mistrust, hostility, and alienation. These scenarios do not leave bisexuals in the situation often referred to as ‘‘having the best of both worlds,’’ because ‘both worlds are closets’.

from Attitudes and Self-Images of Male and Female Bisexuals by Carol D. Bronn

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Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

apparently having 14 meals a week is even too many i think i’ve eaten lunch only once this week 


My only regret is the time I wasted on heterosexuality

why is it recently i’ve been getting soooo bad but only in class or at work like


shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with


sorry white people but if you dont support mike brown & the people of fergusons’ protests in 2014 you probably wouldnt have supported abolition in the 1800s or civil rights movements in the 1960s & having the ability to recognize something as morally justified in hindsight something that has already been accepted by the mainstream as morally justified is nice for u but on all practical levels useless to everyone else 

(Source: cabbagefuneral)

Update: your crush still doesn't like you back